on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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