Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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