Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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