I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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