Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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