I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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