Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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