Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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