he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
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