You work out of a Hotel?
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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