My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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