I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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