that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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