Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
me + whiskey = a bad person
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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