speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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