Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
NoShamevember. You game?
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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