The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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