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(402): View more from Nebraska

I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."

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(415): View more from California

i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?

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(225): View more from Louisiana

i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper

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(804): View more from Virginia

just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven

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(314): View more from Missouri

Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.

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(631): View more from New York

Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying

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Oh good your over him

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby

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(703): View more from Virginia

I just got baptized.

(540): View more from Virginia

Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.

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