I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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