i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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