ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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