i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
