big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Are my feet made of real feet?
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize