The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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