So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
She's the barista slut.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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