Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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