fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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