thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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