ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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