It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
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