Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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