is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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