Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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