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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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