omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
