but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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