After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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