porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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