i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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