is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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