he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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