I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
You coming home soon, man?
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Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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