We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
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