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hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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