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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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