Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
even my farts smell like vagina
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I need to align my fucking chakras
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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