batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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