Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Randomize
