So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Randomize
