How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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