Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
A bitchslap is in order.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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