Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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