scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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