My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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