I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Of course I have a pirate flag
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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