i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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